God,
You do some things so stupidly right in every way, then you also do them stupidly wrong in every other way.
Australia, she is so phenomenal, so beautiful, the love of my life (after me of course). It’s not just Australia though, it is this ridiculous planet, ridiculous in all the best ways something can be ridiculous.
Australian music, far out mate, how beautiful. At the moment starting my Spotify on Inanay by Tiddas and letting her roll. The playlist comes with the most phenomenal of phenomenal sounds, it is you reflecting yourself, Gurrumul, Frank Yamma, many many more.
But, then, pal, you reflect yourself in other ways, like the American dude at the cafe today.
Did you not see the driver’s care taking every single caution to park as close to the curb as possible when you rode your bike into the space during the event? Then, mate, you had the nerve to tell the bloke that was confused by your actions you don’t understand him, in the most pathetic imbecile of ways, continuing on to get up and up him.
Oh, buddy, how did you feel when you watched what happened next while you were still being the world’s biggest cunt?
Yeah mate, I watched it all, every step, what a pathetic excuse for a human you are!
What happened next pal? That’s right, they opened the back door of the car which was now blocked some since they could no longer pull completely into the park because your bike was there. Next, the driver reached in, put his arms around a very old woman, maybe his Mum, he was at least 55, she was a bit ancient hey pal? Even older than you, and you’re a frail, bitter, sad as fuck 70 and more year-old American arsehole.
God, oh God, then you did the most beautiful of things, this time a 20-something year version of you. Stood up from your table, walked over, put your arms around her too and aided her to the table.
Oh buddy, how beautiful you are, but also what a cunt you are.
Hugs and kisses,
Frederick