Fuckin’ Hell

Anybody who knows me will be able to testify to the fact that there is a fuckin’ hell for every occasion. It’s all about the tone.

Sitting in a cafe in Houston, Texas, a popular one. Am eating a sausage wrap and drinking coffee, American food, it is rubbish. The coffee is great. Neither the coffee nor the food matters.

Fuckin’ hell mates I am sitting in Houston, Texas having breakfast!

Yeah, am freezing my arse off when three days ago did not have any intention to be other than where I was, where it was perfect comfortable.

Just, fuckin’ hell, how beautiful.

America though, she is the pinnacle of disgusting, to go from a place like Ecuador to this cesspit of the world. Asked a lady how to work the bus, did not even respond, not even a grunt. Fuckin’ hell.

I asked two others, workers, where to find the bus, they were beautiful, especially the lady on the little airport subway train. Fuckin’ hell, how hard is it to open your mouth and help a brother out?

There is no community here, no togetherness, only fear and desperation, fuckin’ hell it is heartbreaking, worse than Australia. Who would want to live in this shithole?

The happy faces and beautiful bodies of South America are replaced with nothing but morbid morons getting around morbidly, morbidly obese that is. Just fuckin’ hell mates, why would anyone pay attention to these knobs?

So, yeah, let’s talk about shit that makes me go fuckin’ hell, it happens very regularly, there will be lots of content. Clearly, if you did not figure it out already, this topic comes with a rather strong language warning.

But, if you didn’t figure that out from the title, fuckin’ hell mate, you’re a fuckin’ dumb cunt!


Oh, hey, USA!

Sitting on the plane, less than five hours to go, over nine down and a few thoughts came to the head.

What do Taylor Swift and Adolf Hitler have in common?

Both are responsible for the same amount of youth deaths and destroyed lives.

What is the difference between Adolf and Taylor? Adolf did not discriminate on sex. Taylor targets destroying girls lives, primarily. Also, Adolf did it quickly, Taylor she is doing it slowly; days, weeks, months, years, decades of pain and suffering sometimes before suicide finally comes slowly.

Hey, USA, you really are the cesspit of the world.

Look, I know you are as dumb as fuck and do not understand this word, it means the absolute scum disgusting pathetic weak coward fucking useless cunt sewer of the world.

Tener sentido ahora?

Especially your fucking naranja of a President, this is how dumb, pathetic, braindead useless you are. Like, mates, why is he trying to look like an Oompa Loompah? Has nobody told him orange is only the new black when it comes to clothes in prison on a TV show, not glowing in the night unnatural as fuck disgusting looking skin?

US, you literally voted in a rapist, women you voted in a rapist, you all are supporting and encouraging rape and rape culture. How stupid can you be?

A rapist whose only retort is the same pathetic shit as Danyel, nah, I didn’t, wasn’t me, nope I didn’t, I’ll sue you, take out a violence order.

Even after fuckin’ god knows how many cunts come forward, there is no responsibility in this moron as there is no responsibility in the other, what, 340 million of you. You still voted for him! You rapist too.

What surprises me most is how fucking ugly you all are, like all of you, FUGLY. Again, let me help with basic brain using, FUGLY, fucking ugly.

Walking around yesterday, earlier in the year, couple of years back in New York. Seriously, the ugliest population of people in the world. Even more ugly than Australian Indigenous people, who collectively are not pleasing to look at. In fact they really can be compared to a hat full of arseholes in their collective prettiness.

Yesterday, get off the plane from South America and am greeted with an airport mountain of adipose and fucking awfully depressed morbid faces. The ones with the nice bodies, nothing but morbid depression on all their faces like I have never witnessed.

Walking around downtown Santa Monica, it was phenomenal how ugly you all are, how little expression in your features, absolutely dead boring faces. How the fuck are you pathetic collective of scum world leaders in anything?

Me and Vickers in Iraq, both go to do a cabling job together on our hub in one of the US areas.

Five/six US soldiers watching us, muttering amongst one another. Finally, one of them approaches, ‘what are you two doing?’

Vickers responds, tiding up the cabling, changing old ones out, fixing a couple of things and testing to make sure everything is all good.

‘Just the two of you are doing that?’

Well, yeah mate, usually it would just be the one of us but we’re bored so we both came along.

It turns out that this simple as fuck routine shit is a job for five or more of those dumb cunts. One to do fibre, the other coax, the other Cat-5, another doing shit on the computer and a final one just continually wiping the slobber drooling from each of their mouths, including his/her own.

Look, there was no drool, exaggeration. It is not funny, not at all, this is the sadness of the USA. People lacking enough aptitude to consistently tie their shoelaces without help are sent to war as bullet bags, absolutely nothing else. Genocide is happening with each new conflict, genocide in which other countries are pulling the US triggers on their own people.

Honestly US, you want the world to be a safe place for all? You know the answer, yeah? All those nukes and shit you have press the button, pretty please press it! BUT press it aimed at your own country.

Remove yourself from the globe and then the rest of the globe is safe, much much much safer at least.

Question before moving on, what is the common factor in just about all tension around the world and the new tensions forming? You know the answer.

Fuckin’ hell USA, pathetic all the way.