The End

Ending here, after a night of eating 100 snails, Churos de monte, kind of like the ones in France but much smaller. Eight or so on a plate in France, big ones, 100 tiny ones here. Cannot justify eating this many animals, had no idea what was ordering, will try anything really, pretty much tried it all. For the snails, once is enough.

Kind of helped out with some bees at another property. Rodrigo in the suit no stings, me somehow three while being well away from the action.

There are some things I’d like to talk about like how now Gonzo the gansa, goose, knocks on my window at 6:30am when studying to tell me it is time for breakfast. Also bringing his two ladies up to me to get better acquainted but don’t really want to share anything else with you, especially no good stuff, hence 2 Short, the funny stuff has fuck all in it. Nor do I want to discuss the chickens who have decided I’m a bit of alright either.

Instead, this is where my prayer finishes, the prayer for a better world, the prayer to live and dive, every other prayer. The truth is I have nothing but enemies; enemies being the ignorant among us, every single one of you. Have targetted every human on earth, all who read my stuff despise me because I will not let you get away with pointing your fingers at others when you are equally violent, ignorant, selfish, greedy, equally the biggest piece of shit on this planet, probably the universe.

So, from here, the idea is never to come back to this shit. One of you cowards will come for me, have made it easy, you know where I am. Or one of you ladies will grow a spine and we’ll do something great together. The truth of the beauty of my life is I do not care if I live or die. I live I do it properly, freely, something you know nothing about. I did live properly, do and I am free, have no preference either way to maintain or not maintain my breath.

So, good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite. We will see each other again or we will not. Until then know, as you already do know, that you are nothing but an ignorant violent weak cunt. No matter who you are, that is what you are, you add nothing of value to this world. And, with that, in the wise words of Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself planet earth.